Stalkers
I was walking back to my car after class when I noticed a car following me. Well, following alongside me. I smiled to myself, instead of getting paranoid, because I knew exactly what they were doing.
I suppose this is a natural progression from the standard method of just circling around the parking lot waiting for a spot to open up. Nevertheless, it's still quite creepy. I can't really say much against it, because I would do it too if I was a lazy-ass bastard (which I happen to be).
When I notice people 'stalking' me, I walk aimlessly around the parking lot for a few minutes. I especially like it in the morning when I am walking out to my truck to sit and do a crossword. People will sit behind my truck for minutes at a time before realizing I ain't crankin' that shit.
And I'm not a lazy ass bastard. I go and park far away. I actually enjoy the walk lately, it's so damn pretty on campus. Quite an enjoyable walk!
just tell me what their car looked like, and I'll go take care of them. Bash! Boom! Straight to the Moon!
Ahh...vulture dodging? Been there. Done that.
I wouldn't do it and I AM a lazy-ass bastard. I wouldn't do it because it's rude, creepy and scary.
What I do is get into the passenger side door and sit there. Or, get in the driver's seat, start the car, and then keep the brake lights on until they get the picture.