Item Acquired...
I have finally gotten my hands on some sticker printer paper. I can finally make my own stickers. Hurray. The possibilities are truly endless. Who knows of all the stickers I can make.
Sure, I still haven't gone out and gotten my lazy ass a job. Hell, I got BLANK stickers.

I'm going to need a giant sticker, probably 14 feet long, that looks like a Lamborghini. Thank you. I would like to paste it over my car from time to time just to freak people out.